So f'ing nervous, seriously. So f'ing nervous.
OH, SO, IT'S GONNA BE EITHER BOBBY OR JODI. OKAYSIES. NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR, BUT I CAN RUN WITH THIS.
I like this fellow's coat and hat.
LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAAAIIIIN!
So it's Jodi.
REFERENCE TO THE FUCKING HENTAI AGAIN. OH MY GOD, I'M DYING OF GLEE SO VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW.
And my boys are picking a new spot to squat in. Nice. AND A DEAN SMILE. I LOVE ME THE DEAN SMILE.
There's gonna be so much suitporn in this episode and le amo!
OH MY FUCKING GOD. SAMMY! "Are you looking for more anime, or are you strictly into Dick now?"
HAT MAN. I LOVE HAT MAN NOW.
HAT MAN NOW HAS A NAME! We will call him Snyder until he has an actual name.
AND WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED THE EPISODE. WHERE I START FLAILING AND DYING BECAUSE, HNGGH, SUIT!
Time portals. I love me some time portals.
OH MY GOD, EVERYTHING IS SEPIA-TONED AND NOTHING HURTS!
OH, DEAN, MY LOVE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE SEPIA-TONES.
And all of these long-coats are giving me palpitations, because we always see these folks from the bottom up and I keep thinking "Might it be an ancestor of Jimmy Novak?"
I know, I'm having issues without Misha on the show.
HOLY SHIT, DEAN IN A FORTIES SUIT IS GOING TO KILL ME. AND NESS WOLF-WHISTLED AT HIM. I'M GONNA DIE.
Also, Jodi's awesome.
OH, DEAN, I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RIGHT NOW.
THE GUNS. THE HATS. THE SUITS. I'M LITERALLY SHIVERING WITH ALL OF THE FEELINGS.
SHIRTSLEEVES. SHIRTSLEEVES. AND OMG, DEAN WINCHESTER, NAZI HUNTER. I'M GONNA LIKE, DIE. CAN'T HANDLE THIS.
Jodi is awesome. Also, I htink that I'mma start crying in a minute because of the note on that booze, and also the fact that Sam is looking all hurt!puppy and we all know I get all wibbly when Sam gets all hurt-puppy. Also, I'm going to, like, spontaneously orgasm over the sequences in 1944. I'M SO FUCKING AMAZED BY THESE BOYS, I CAN'T EVEN.
OH, DEAN, DON'T. ALSO NESS IS AWESOME. AND THEY'RE, WHAT. OH MY GOD THERE'S A DAME INVOLVED NOW. AND SHE'S VERY PRETTY. AND WEARING A LONG RED COAT TOO.
tHIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU LEAVE. I love these sons of bitches so much.
She's totally one of Bobby's ancestors. totally. And she just kissed Dean and he's all weirded out and now Ness is fighting Cronos, who is in his shirtsleeves (but not nearly as hot as Dean).
This is going to murder me, seriously. ALL OF MY FEELINGS ARE SQUEEGLY. I NEED ART OF THIS, STAT. PINUPS FTW. I think I might be the only one who can consider shirtsleeves a pinup.
Cronos wants to make demigod babies with this chick and I think it's fuckin' adorbs. and I kinda can't even handle this...DEAN IS GOING TO HIDE A LETTER IN THE WALL.
Also, Sammy, you're too cute for fucking words right now.
FUCKNUGGETS! I CAN'T EVEN. I HAVE ALL OF THESE FUCKING FEELINGS RIGHT NOW.
I NEED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE. FR RLZS.
OH MY FUCKING GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! NESS HAS THE CHICK AT GUNPOINT AND CRONOS IS ABOUT TO STRANGLE DEAN AND THERE ARE NO FUCKING WORDS HERE. NO WORDS, AND I CAN'T EVEN. I NEED MORE FUCKING FIC ABOUT THIS ERA. SRSLY. GUHHHHHHH.
Damn, her lipstick's bright as fuck.
Dean's arm. Holy shit. Dean's arm. He just fucking snapped that arm...
And no shit, Cronos. We know that. We've been fighting Levis all fucking season, so just shut your yap. And die. Yay, you're deaded by Sam, who was wearing that "I'mma break some faces" expression that gets me all...bothered.
And now, to wait for the promo for next week. OH MY GOD, DADDY ISSUES EPISODE! OHMYGOD. OHMYGOD...
Holy crap. I can't even. THERE IS SO MUCH SEXY IN THIS EPISODE. I WANT TO FUCKING MARRY THIS EPISODE.
DEAN IN A FUCKING FORTIES SUIT. DEAN IN SHIRTSLEEVES, VEST, AND A PEEK OF HIS SUSPENDERS. I CAN'T EVEN. THAT IS ALMOST INDECENT IN THE SEXUAL WAY. I AM IN LOVE AND CANNOT EVEN.
Any plot of this episode has been overridden by the sexy. I'm not even going to spoiler this part, because seriously? All I have to say is: I WANT TO BONE DEAN SO HARD RIGHT NOW. CAPSLOCK CANNOT EVEN CONVEY HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN RIGHT NOW. EXPECT FANART TONIGHT. OR TOMORROW. BUT PROBABLY TONIGHT.