Anyway, this is episode 7x11, "Adventures in Babysitting" and here are the NOTES:
OMG Hellooooo Jensen's voice.
Oooh, nice implying things, shot of sad --- CROWLEY I LOVE YOU 'CAUSE YOU GOT SO BITCHY.
You look like a Hunter, nameless man in leather jacket. You are stubbly and have a silver knife and a leather jacket, so yeah.
Oh, waitress, what are you? I can't remember what you are.
Ohno I'm going to, like, fall over and cry, and I AM GOING TO DO MURDER ON DICK ROMAN, OKAYSIES? OKA
45489. THE NUMBER IS 45489. I MUST KEEP THIS IN MIND FOR THE FIC.
Ooh, the wall of obsession! Deano, I'm liking where this is headed. I'm likin' it hard.
Dean is particularly stubbly today, I think. And boys, don't you fight, dearies.
SAMMY, YOU ARE TOO FUCKING CUTE. AND DEAN, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME CRY WITH YOUR ALCOHOLIC TENDENCIES AND i'MMA CRY SOME MORE.
Chrissy is tiny compared to Sam. He could probably eat her and we wouldn't notice any difference in that broad, yummy figure of his. Hello, there, Dean.
Oh dear, Frank's been attacked but got away? Or is this a really, really good Levi when it comes to pretending?
Anyway, commercial break.
And they're both humans, an hello sexy red car! You're not the Impala, but you're also sexy.
Frank, you are adorable. And bitchy. And you did too much drugs in the sixties. Is it.
Wait a second, Dean, now that you've said it, it'll be the Death Star. BETCHA IT'S UNDERGROUND, MY DARLING NINJA YOU.
Awww, my bb Dean you're sleepy sleepy adorable. BOO YAH! SEXY WETALA WAITRESS WITH ONE HELl OF A BRAIN.
DAMNIT, SAMMY, YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING CAPTURED BY MONSTERS. ALSO, I WANNA SEE STUFF HAPPEN IN DEATH STAR FIELD, PLZKTHNX.
Fraaaaaaaaaaaank you adorable little angstbucket. Everybody's an angstbucket here.
Oh, Dean, going off to rescue you crazy sons of bitches.
Dean, you're awful with kids when you're angry, but you're adorable when you're not.
OH MY FUCKING GOD, PSYCHO!SAM MAKES AN APPEARANCE. AND IT IS GLORIOUS.
AND DEAN AND THE GIRL ARE ADORABLE AND BITCHY TOGETHER AND I LOVE THEM AND HELLOOOOO EPISODE CLIMAX.
I don't know, I can't even deal with all of this family DRAMALLAMAS and the fact that there are PEOPLE AND WETALAS and Sam is all stuck and Chrissy got out and Dean is all like, oh shit, and Matthew is all "derp ahm dyin ober here."
DEAN, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. DEAN, GIVING THE ADVICE NOBODY WAS EVER WILLING OR ABLE TO GIVE HIM.
Awwwwwwww! Chrissy's out of the Life, and Dean fistbumps her and all of my soul is all *squee* because yay! Happy ending for someone at least. Not for Dean, o'course, but Dean will never have a happy ending. He's not allowed. He's had sad endings...four times? If you don't count Mystery Spot as more than one.
Nobody in this car is alrght. All right doesn't happen to Winchesters.
Oh, that's a pretty smile, as fake as it is...
And now to wait for the flippin' preview to next week.
YES, GANGSTER!DEAN. THAT WILL BE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND I CAN'T EVEN. ALL OF THE FUCKING THINGS. ALL THE THINGS. I CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS EVER BECAUSE HOLY FUCK.
Okay, now that I've finished the episode, it's time for the Meta:
Now, the first thing that comes to mind is my complete and utter impressed-ness that this show can manage to make me feel warm and fuzzy at the same time as it completely destroys my heart and soul. Seriously, Dean? Thank you. Just, you...oh, baby, you're so badly hurt, so damn hurt it's not funny, but you still find it in you to help a girl get away from the childhood you had and the life you've led because of it. You are too much for me a lot of the time, bb. Too fucking much.
Next, uh, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO BOBBY? You gave us a cliffhanger, show, and never resolved it. Is ghost!Bobby coming back in the next episode? After all, the synopsis for "Time After Time After Time" is "Sam and Dean tangle with the God of Time (guest star Jason Dohring), who sends Dean back to 1944, where he is immediately arrested by none other than the one and only Eliot Ness (guest star Nicholas Lea). While trying to figure out how to retrieve his brother, Sam is surprised by the reappearance of an old friend." That could be practically anyone, but it would have to be a dead someone. I would kill to have it be Cas, but then, I won't get my necessary fix of "Cas drops back into Dean's life and they stare at each other with that look for far too long and the fangirls cry and our ovaries explode," since it's Sam who the old friend appears to. Bobby's an older friend, anyway, though he's only been dead for one episode so far and I'd be kind of annoyed to see Bobby come back so soon when Cas has been gone for about eleven episodes now.
Three: Shit, I'm going to have to wait for someone to upload the scene to Youtube, but, whoa, psycho!Sam makes a brief appearance when a Wetala/Vetala/whatchamacala is about to kill what's his name, and he just. Just. FUUUUUUU. He. Whoa. I can't even. Why is it when he goes all cold and psycho that I get the most fangirly over him? It's not fair. I have a kink for this behavior, Sam, and I don't need to be turned into a creature of keysmash and capslock during an episode like this. But yeah, he says something to the Evil Bitch about tying up a couple of her kin in Utah (did he? I'm not familiar with half of season 2 and all of season 6, so I don't know) and killing them slowly, and I can't even. Want.
Four, speaking of I can't evens. I CAN'T EVEN. THIS PROMO. NEXT WEEK'S EPISODE. I hate time-travel episodes, because I get huge amounts of secondhand embarassment when the heroes inevitably fuck shit up in terms of interacting with the temporal locals. But this? HOLY CRAP. Dean in a forties suit and fedora? In Chicago? MY LOINS, MY HEART, BE STILL ALL OF YOU! Now I want to just spend the week drawing Dean in a fedora and suit. Or possibly photoshop things up some. But hnnggh. There's no way in Heaven or Hell that I'm missing next week's episode.
So, yeah, that's it for the evening. There'll be another post later tonight discussing the following: My current Big Bang projects, Sherlock, The Hobbit, and Star Trek 2's casting news. Until then, ta!